by VLADIMAR WIKK April 12, 2024

by Putnam Angel May 6, 2022

A pilgrimage. Survive December without doing one day of work. Call in sick, make excuses, take holidays, whatever it takes.
by Drocher November 4, 2022

by jpgeigs October 13, 2021

Business owner "Boy-oh-boy, do I love hard word. Isn't hard work great? Man... Anyone who doesn't work hard is a piece of shit. They should work harder... For me... Right?"
Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"
Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."
Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."
Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."
Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*
Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"
Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."
Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"
Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"
Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*
Business owner *muffled screams*
Hym *gets in car*
Iam "Don't..." 👋😟
Hym *drives away*
Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩
Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"
Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."
Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."
Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."
Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*
Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"
Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."
Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"
Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"
Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*
Business owner *muffled screams*
Hym *gets in car*
Iam "Don't..." 👋😟
Hym *drives away*
Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩
by Hym Iam July 7, 2022

by Tusker January 24, 2017

When both professional and amateur mathematicians worldwide go beyond calculating the number π to billions of digits to often set up world records—their effective algorithms or methods or formulas used to achieve these high-precision calculations also directly or indirectly help usher in new developments in mathematics.
The mathematical brethren’s quest for working out pi is like MAGA patriots doing all they can to ensure that their cult leader gets reelected by any means, legal or not.
by Numerati February 10, 2025
