one-legged dance

A slang term used for male masturbation.

I'm ready to kick my roommate out, I caught him doing the one-legged dance in the shower again.

by Nachtein February 14, 2012

athletic leggings

sports bra for legs

Damnnnn these athletic leggings feel like a big sports bra on my legs

by pvqueen April 2, 2015

Dirt leg

Means a person that like hyigene. A person that sleeps with multiple partners. A person that turns tricks for payment.

"I thought their would be some cute chicks there, but it was just a bunch of dirt legs."

by catfishfishcat July 13, 2023

Leaky Legs

Fat peoples legs who leak.

Fat people who have Leaky Legs.

by hjaei;fjvknboug24 August 1, 2011

bench legs

Bench legs are the equivalent of shapeless, unattractive calves on a woman. Also, it denotes almost no leg definition between knee and ankle. This phrase was the early forerunner to "cankles" used more commonly in the 1980's and 1990's. For instance, Hillary Clinton has bench legs.

That gal walking toward us has ugly and unshapely bench legs!

by Flannery O'Connor July 27, 2011

10 legged table

10 legged table refers to when one person is bent forward providing felatio to another person, while being penetrated from behind by additional person, and while simultaneously stimulating two other people with their hands. Five people total are involved in a "10 legged table", the one providing services, and the four receiving.

Dan was satisfied, but sore, following the 10 legged table he performed with the four college basketball players.

by blackhawk45lc October 23, 2023

Leg nog

A prank in which someone shaves their leg hair, puts the hair into a glass of egg nog, and offers it to a friend or family member. When someone drinks the beverage, it means that they have been leg nogged.

Guy 1#: My friend Cletus forgot to give me my $20 yesterday, so I decided to get him back.

Guy 2#: What did you do?

Guy 1#: I gave him a warm glass of leg nog.

by BatteryMaster June 14, 2016