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go masturbate

... is an alternative to telling someone to go fuck themselves.
my friend: Ha ha! Your favorite team lost today because they did not perform as well as their opponent, on this particular occasion, causing them to have an inferior unit of measuring prowess by the end of the designated time frame for the event that they participated in. ( that is how my friend talks )

me: Go masturbate!
by JGuy The Great! July 16, 2011
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go to DM

common tweet instructing to use Direct Message. DM is the place to be.
@mangaman6553: Hey @c1tygurl113, how was your weekend?

@c1tygurl113: @mangaman6553 GO TO DM
by winogrand_liners August 25, 2011
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Go Boom

Having to pass gas so very badly, usually in the height of quietness, during an Exam...sqweeeeezing the sphinkter muscle tightly, however, this always fails... resulting in a tune squeaked out that sounds like a dying Elephant.
Usually proceded by intense laughter, Brown underwear and lifelong embarressment.
Are we having a terrorist attack? No, Hubert just "ripped himself a new one"...hahahahaaaaa..."
by Editor In Chief April 30, 2005
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Go America

Anything wild, crazy, and/or stupid that you manage to pull off without getting yourself killed and (if you're really lucky) emerge from unscathed - at least physically.

May also be used to describe a person.

(Going, Has Gone, etc.)
1: Dude! Tom got totally wasted last night and tried to fight a bear with his bare hands!

2: And he's not dead? Go America!
by AutoRawr June 14, 2010
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last go

The one final absolute last ditch effort to woo/date the girl you liked in the past but didnt really work out with and didnt manage to get over.

A last go is not only successful in the rekindling of the girl's love. A last go that brings closure or finality to your feelings can be very satisfying either way. Last gos are pretty risk free because hey, its a last go, there are no more possible gos. you have nothing to lose.

last gos are marked by extreme actions and a balls-out mentality. The all-odds-against-you situation makes the last go very appealing to any man with a true sense of adventure who has ever been hurt by a girl he loved deeply.
I have been dying to make a last go on Sam, whats she going to do, rebreak my heart? its a last go!

Dude, stop crying about becca, make a last go and move on.

Kelly is not worth a last go dude, she's nothing but trouble

So me and 13 of my friends stood in front of jan's house in white tuxedos to watch michael make his last go. He swooped in, kissed her, and then she slapped him... hey, at least he went out in style.

I think Ill make my last go when pam's pmsing so there's no chance Ill succeed, but when Im old Ill at least be able to say I went for it. win-win
by baby guy March 6, 2008
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going timber

She's going timber!
by Joey butafucko February 23, 2014
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go tits

Abbreviation for “Go Titans”. Commonly used in Nashville area by real fans.
You going to the titans game tomorrow?”
Of course man, go Tits!”
by Swagnum PI March 3, 2018
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