mr thomas

Went to school with dinosaurs
Should be in a coffin by now
and most importantly:

listening to music is a sixth form privelidge only

my cover teacher mr thomas is immortal

by shiya4life November 23, 2022

Thomas Jefferson

a SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICAN. Literally obsessed with mac 'n cheese. A fabulous sassy bitch in love with France. Loves bullying Alexander Hamilton with his emo boyfriend, James Madison. Has beautiful hair

Thomas, that was a real noce declaration
-Alexander Hamilton flirting with Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson is P E R F E C T
-probably James Madison every time Jefferson shows up

by diggs.stan July 20, 2017

thomas chafin

A person that is successful and talented. Also comes from a long line of ancestors.

Man I wish my name was Thomas Chafin.

by Thomas Chafin October 3, 2016

Thomas

A particular rectangle in size, shape and hue.

Full name THOMAS-AT-23-6-12.

Thomas was alone. Wow. What a weird first thought to have.

by ThomasCreator November 25, 2019

thomas

dumb short unfunny small pp idiot. can’t get any girls :)

dumb thomas haha

by ihatethomas June 6, 2021

disciplining thomas

Code for male masturbation

My mom caught me disciplining thomas

by lavonasuccuboso May 31, 2011

Thomas

A Thomas is someone you can always rely on. He will never spill secretes and doesn’t care what other people think about him. But, when he finds a girlfriend, he spends all his time with them and simps really bad….

Someone: Hey! Do you know who Thomas is?
Other person: Oh, is he the one that simps really hard??
Thomas: I’ll beat you up

by That.Guy3058 November 22, 2021