by Ieatcucumbers April 15, 2022
Get the Thomasmug. An absolute baddie that is consistently accused of slaying the runway. Has a super cute baddie girlfriend named hazel so paws off. is part time gay for the homies but is accepted for it. when asked what his favorite activities included, he stated: Talking to hazel, hanging out with hazel, and banging his homies. favorite foods: rizz ravioli, huzz hotdogs, and alpha apples. prefers apples to be skinned and cut into cubes. bonus points if cubes have hazels name tattooed onto them with permanent marker. Wishes to look like beyonce in a pink wig for his future career.
by thehuzzness December 14, 2024
Get the thomas lee steelemug. Thomas, the one dude that is addicted to video games. Thomas is funny, tells the best jokes, but gets annoyed very easily. Thomas is hard to befriend, once your friends with him, you will have the best time of your life. Although befriending a Thomas is a huge accomplishment, he still prefers video games over you, so if it gets hard while you watch him ditch you, and play video games instead, just remember, that's Thomas for you.
Friend: Hey Thomas! Lets chat!
Thomas: No im playing video games you idiot
Friend: I hate you
Thomas: I don't care, now let me finish my game.
Thomas: No im playing video games you idiot
Friend: I hate you
Thomas: I don't care, now let me finish my game.
by FruitOnChocolate August 17, 2022
Get the Thomasmug. A fucking god amongst men, everyone else is a living embodiment of trash compared to him. If your name isn’t Tom/Thomas go fuck yourself. Massive cock btw… don’t ask me how I know.
Person: Oh my god is that Thomas Andary
Tom: go fuck yourself
Person: What?
God: He said go fuck yourself
Person: Holy shit is that god?!
God: No it’s Joe mama now go fuck yourself
Tom: go fuck yourself
Person: What?
God: He said go fuck yourself
Person: Holy shit is that god?!
God: No it’s Joe mama now go fuck yourself
by J0e m4ma April 22, 2022
Get the Thomas Andarymug. 

