My guy

Redskarap

Redskarap is my guy for staying to get this triumph

by ninjashadow101 July 18, 2019

Serious Guy

When somebody acts/does something which is sooo insane and legendary that no one can question it.

"Yo G, you see Fabian fall?" - T
"yer man, that was legendary..." - C
"Serious Guy" - T

by Connor D Scott December 16, 2008

Yeah guy

a univeral catch all phrase implying anything from "hey friend" to "yeah right dick-smoker".

1)Phone rings: answer; "yeah guy, whadda up?" (friendly version)
2)Drunk mother fucker rolls up on your back in the beer line and starts talkin about yer lame pole-smoker bullshit: answer; "yeah guy".(step off before somebody loses a beak version)

by chaos reigns June 21, 2006

Guy Flick

A movie that would normally just interest dating women, but oddly it is attracting dating men too.

Brother, I thought that movie was a chick flick, but I kind of liked it, so we should call it a Guy Flick instead because dudes will like it too.

by chrisdoc January 7, 2011

landon guy

A landon guy is a young gentleman, usually an aspiring fauxmo, hoping to get a role in the newest bromance blockbuster of the summer.

Did you hear the names of the stars for Brokeback Mountain's sequel "Saddelsore Canyon" Those landon guys are going to play as the two protagonists!

by Moriae December 6, 2006

Little Guy

The act of wiping a booger on someone's ass while having sex with them from behind.

Isaac is the man! He totally gave Chad's sister a little guy and took a picture of it with his cell phone.

by Little Guy October 20, 2007

nice guy

Nice guys are covert bastards who are just waiting for opportunities to destroy women. Their feigned niceness is just that - feigned. This does not apply to homosexual nice guys who are, in reality, nice. The source of this discrepancy is not known.

For women, nice guys are best handled by using what little they have to offer, and then having nothing more to do with them. Their wisdom, principles and sober thinking are valuable at certain times, and their feigned niceness makes them easy to talk to. However, women are advised not to offer anything more than friendship to them.

Apart from these aspects, nice guys offer precious little to society. In fact, they are causing the deterioration of Western society with their faggy books, computers and telescopes. Haha, telescopes. They possess inferior genes in comparison to Real Men (TM). Nice guys are inherently unable to provide a woman with a good hard fucking, because just look at them. They're too nice.

Things nice guys may (or may not) say:

1. Haha, just LOOK at that skinny guy. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? YOU WANT YOUR ASS KICKED?!

2. Get me another beer, love.

3. Girl, Imma treat you so right, you know ah alwez doo. Jyea.

4. Show us your tits! Ack-hurhurhurhur.

5. Is that your car? Ack-hurhurhurhur.

by Guy (nice) October 2, 2007