slap of the old relic

Irish expression, to engage in sexual intercourse involving a penis
Often used in the context of a reluctant female, cold to amorous advances. A priggish person who could use a slap of the aforementioned object to lighten them up
The old relic is often rendered as the "ould relic"

"Shes kind of stuck up"
"ah nothing that a slap of the old relic wouldnt cure"

by yatenga December 15, 2011

old chinese flu

Term used in punk rock culture referring to ones old JUNK habit, typically in loosing fashion.

(a) Damn, after a long weekend of late nights I am once again recovering from the "Old Chinese Flu" (b) Shit man, no matter how hard I try I just cant shake that "Old Chinese Flu".

by automated cloudmaker May 23, 2017

9 year old

The symbol of cringe. They like fortnite and among us, and they rage a lot and yell in their mic.

Also, fuck you roman.

Crackhead 1: THIS IS STUPID!!!

Crackhead 2: Stop it 9 year old

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 25, 2022

old boy-ed

Refers to the popular South Korean movie "Old Boy." If you just had your mind twisted and fucked by something such as an intricate movie or a web of conspiracy, you'd say "I just got old-boyed."

Shit, dude. My girlfriend just told me her ex-girlfriend isn't lesbian anymore so she broke up with me to marry her and she also said she was dude but I just didn't notice her penis during our relationship. I got old boy-ed.

by Masterofdisguisechickenleg January 13, 2011

old overweight twink

An older yet smaller male. Typically between a 110 to 140 pounds under 5’6. This man loves to be fucked by massive hairy men aka bears! There is nothing off limits as far as sex. The nastier, raunchier, rawest stuff you can think of is mainly what these guy enjoy.

Tracy likes to get fucked while hanging upside down taking two beef whistles with multiple people watching. Classic old overweight twink

by The tuna handler March 24, 2019

14 year old

Someone, who everyone on r/teenagers bullies.

I'm 15 now, I can finally bully 14 year olds.

by RngValue May 25, 2022

Big Old Stinker

A person who is the absolute epitome of human trash. A pure garbage person.

Do you know David?
Oh yeah he's a Big Old Stinker

by David_Is_A_Big_Old_Stinker November 12, 2020