A person with an inverted penis and zero sense of style. He will buy expensive ass things with his dads cancer fund and use them for one day. People will walk around hard as a rock then see Sam and become soft as a New Zealand kids mouth.
Hot girl 1: Ew, look at that Sam
Hot girl 2: he asked me out and I tried to kick him in the balls until I realized he doesn't have any
Hot girl 2: he asked me out and I tried to kick him in the balls until I realized he doesn't have any
by BackSeeet October 22, 2018
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A somewhat attractive guys who pulls Josephine’s he will get into trouble with the law but he is a good boyfriend and he can be annoying.
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Get the Sam mug.The Lions training facility's toilets are under repair, so the Lions unfortunately have to use a Sam LaPorta potty.
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Get the Sam LaPorta potty mug.an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years. His work earned him the nickname Mr. Oreo.
Sam Porcello joined Nabisco after his rejection by the cosmetics industry because he was color-blind.
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