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Fake Flakey McWhingerson

A person who says they're flaking out of an event or other social gathering, and then gets angry at another person for making other plans after the fake flaker said they were not attending.

See also: John Rivera
"John kept saying he wasn't going to Electric Zoo, crying about how money was going to get retrod and that some chick decided not to go, and then got mad when I made other plans...what a Fake Flakey McWhingerson! He's like a woman!"
by Acedelgado July 5, 2012
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Fake

Don't get scared of anything, don't feel hurt by anything anybody does is another thing that makes some people feel tough/strong/adult, even if it isn't really natural to try and repress every feeling.
It's fake to claim you've never been scared of anything or hurt by anything.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
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Alibi Fake

An Alibi fake is when someone takes Alibi's Prisma Gadget in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, puts it down and stands on it. It's purpose is to make someone think it is a Alibi Hologram from her gadget, when in reality, it is actually the player.
"Theres an Alibi Fake on top of stairs"
by Mr_Lagit August 2, 2023
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fake friends

fake friends are people that are only there for u when they need something, and only text you when they can’t get any other people to text them, if anybody starts a rumor about you, they will not only believe it..... but spread it, at a moments notice they would turn on you when they get the chance, they don’t tell you there secrets, but expect to know yours, they don’t keep there secrets and don’t care about u
by hahajjzywiwy72827 May 8, 2019
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PI Decoy Pump Fake

when you pump fake to your fastest receiver to get the referee to check for penalties which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.
by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023
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Fake Friend

Fake Friends are literally the worst friends. They pretend to like you but backstab you. Sorry to break it to you but we’ve all had at least one fake friend in our life. Check yourself because you might be one of them👀
Gossip Girl#1: Hey did you see the nudes that Jenna leaked of her best friend! It was a whole forest down there.
Gossip Girl #2: Yeah I even saw Jenna talking crap about her best friend in the lockeroom today! What a fake friend...
by seoulstel December 3, 2018
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Fake vegan

Someone who eats mostly vegan products but will eat the occasional seafood because it’s fire 🔥
Today is one of my fake vegan days, I’ll think I’ll order Salmon sliders !
by Up Psi Smitty October 1, 2020
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