Sam

The kind of guy to simp for a girl named Annabelle

Annabelle wants Sam’s lightning in her booty

by Duncan doo doo2005 September 6, 2020

Sam

An uncommon species of dog. Often doesn't show up or is only free when it's convenient for them. Often seeks rest inbetween making sure he is the highlight of anything. Sits on a high perch looking over everyone, often observes how inferior they are.

Person 1: You coming to the pub Sam?
Sam: No, I bowled 20 overs now I need a rest from my full time job. I'll happily dog the boys

by Ann69 January 26, 2021

Sam

Sam is the most annoying person ever. They are most likely really selfish and doesn’t care about others. He always think they are the best and above others when they are really not

Sam get a life man!

by Anonymous19384738 November 23, 2021

Sam

A fucking legend and will be a NHL player, he is also very fucking horny

Omg Sam is so cool

by Litpussy March 28, 2020

Sam

A Sam is something you find riding a unicycle while reading a dictionary. He is smart, but is missing a link in his brain. He is fun, and loved by everyone. But beware when he gets his unicycle out.

Girl: I saw Sam hanging upside down on a tree branch while reciting the Illiad.

Guy: Well I saw him going his math homework while watching the Barbie movies!

by Account1 November 10, 2017

sam beavis

The adonise to all males, absolute ladies man, you'll lucky to have a man like him

Sam beavis the best and you'll ever be with

by Sam beavis March 26, 2021

Sam Cosford

Everyone in your group of friends listens to them and they suck at swimming and always break their arm

I did a Sam Cosford to my arm

by Timmy boi November 22, 2021