A Rusty Phillip ( feel up) is the act of a younger person eating the ass of and old man (60+), and him farting in their face ( usually a wet one). Most often causing a bad case a pink eye.
“Did ya catch Jen this mornin?”
“ Yeah, rumor has it she gave the Mayor a Rusty Phillip.”
“Jesus dude…”
“ Yeah, rumor has it she gave the Mayor a Rusty Phillip.”
“Jesus dude…”
by BrothA:(EUGHHHHH March 26, 2024
Get the Rusty Phillipmug. The "First" part is referring to the first president. So you have someone dress up in a George Washington costume, then they give you a Rusty Trombone. You then finish on the back of their hand and they proceed to backhand you.
by Arcum Dagsson November 6, 2013
Get the Rusty First Handmug. by The blue pole January 15, 2019
Get the Rusty Foremanmug. A play on the rusty trombone but for females. When a man is both eating ass like he’s playing the harmonica and strumming on the clit like a guitar.
Friend: hey man, how did Valentine’s Day go?
Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got
Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got
by Kangaroo Jack 6969 March 4, 2025
Get the Rusty Bob Dylanmug. A Person or a Nocturnal Animal Who Has Yellow Eyes But Also Has Pinkeye, Allergies or is Stoned
The Term Comes From the Golden Glow of Yellow Eyes that You Just Dont Get with Any Other Eye Color
And the Rusty Part Comes from When Precious Metals Like Gold or Bronze Rust and Become Not as Shiny Anymore
Hence the Term Rusty Eye
The Term Comes From the Golden Glow of Yellow Eyes that You Just Dont Get with Any Other Eye Color
And the Rusty Part Comes from When Precious Metals Like Gold or Bronze Rust and Become Not as Shiny Anymore
Hence the Term Rusty Eye
Guy 1: I Love Your Bright Yellow Eyes!
Girl : (Sneeze) (Rubs Her Eyes till they Turn Red)
Guy 2: Hey Rusty Eye
Vet: You Cat Has Got An Eye infection Give Her These Eyedrops
Owner: OK
(A Few Moments Later)
Owner: Hey Rusty Eyes
Cat: "Miaou"
Girl : (Sneeze) (Rubs Her Eyes till they Turn Red)
Guy 2: Hey Rusty Eye
Vet: You Cat Has Got An Eye infection Give Her These Eyedrops
Owner: OK
(A Few Moments Later)
Owner: Hey Rusty Eyes
Cat: "Miaou"
by baliebox4916 July 23, 2021
Get the Rusty Eyemug. "Anyone noticed that Dan always takes his pliers with him to the toilet?"
"He loves the feeling of a rusty robot's grip"
"He loves the feeling of a rusty robot's grip"
by TheWalrus2005 September 3, 2020
Get the rusty robot's gripmug. by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022
Get the Big rusty nutsmug.