Hanes socks

Things teenange boys have sexual intercourse with

I went in my teenage sons room and stunned my toe on a pile of Hanes socks

by Da masta bata September 7, 2020

Flaming Sock

The act of lining your partners anus with a flammable substance and then throwing snapper fireworks at the anus in attempt to ignite said substance.

John was feeling down so I let him play Flaming Sock

by BeastMaster42069 September 2, 2017

glue sock

A prank in which a male uses a roommates or friends sock to cum into and then ball the pair back up and place into the sock drawer and wait for the victim to place said sock on their foot.

Terry was pissed when he put the glue sock on from the other night.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014

crocs and socks

This is when SNL has no better idea for a skit to write so they make one about the ugliest man on earth having on crocs with socks and by wearing this you announce that you are a puppeteer and are really poor.

Mat Shatt wears crocs and socks he really must be a puppeteer

by TheFakeBillCosby May 24, 2018

white sock mule horse

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way

Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse

by Freddy mulecock April 16, 2020

sock it

same as suck it
at least sounds like

3-6-9, damn, you fine
Hoping she can sock it to me one more time

by cuefaaa May 6, 2023

Pulling up your socks

The act of visiting the rest room, for the explicit purpose of a ancle gripping defecation. Specifically dropping ones pants to the floor, allowing clear and unimpeded access to ones "socks".

"After eating gas station sushi, you're going to be pulling up your socks."

"Jennifer has ben pulling up her socks all afternoon?"

"After tacos and cerveza that bad, Ryan will be pulling your socks up."

by the Mixican Joker November 21, 2024