permanently sleeping

A way for killers to describe a crime scene when they are caught

Bob: Why is there a dead body on the floor???
Killer: uhhh... I found him here and now he is permanently sleeping

by wait why am i here March 18, 2023

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South Carolina Sleeping bag

When a women(preferably 400-700 pounds in weight to ensure size) shoves a moby huge up her anus several times to open the bag up. The man or women then proceeds to climb in the ass and then fully close the anus around them creating a safe sleeping bag for naps, sleep and even hibernation.

“Oh yeah man I fell great I meet some whore who let me do a South Carolina Sleeping Bag

by Gabeupsecks69 March 20, 2023

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Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

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Sleep Hopping

(Noun)
The act of following a strict sleep schedule during the workweek (like waking up at 4–5 AM), then flipping the script on weekends by staying up late, sleeping in, and doing whatever — only to jump right back to the weekday grind. Causes Monday to feel like a hangover, even if no drinks were involved.

“Bro, I feel like trash every Monday.”
“That’s ‘cause you been sleep hopping all weekend, my guy.”

by Whoamiwhatamihowami March 28, 2025

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