The most amazing boyfriend in the world. Handsome and had a big heart. An irresistable smile. Easy talk to you. Loving and Caring. Trustworthy and Loyal. Fabulous in a million ways. The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. Hes perfect at EVERYTHING he does.
Ryan James Fassetta is hot :)
by his honeyboobear November 21, 2010
Get the Ryan James Fassettamug. by Ryan is God 😈👹🃏 February 11, 2022
Get the Ryan x Arianamug. El Toro Ryan (named after the famous roller coaster “El Toro”) is a YouTube channel dedicated to roller coaster content. His most popular series being his “problematic roller coasters” series or his “Coaster Idiots” series he does with his dumbass friends.
by ArrowCoaster47 October 30, 2022
Get the El Toro Ryanmug. The Ryan Pethick Theory is an answer to the paradox of quantum superposition better known as "Schrödinger's cat". This theory states the second that the cat (or any other thing) becomes non-observable, it is dead. This theory is based on the not so logical logic that it is much easier to just assume that it's instantaneously dead. You don't have to worry about him, care about him, remember to send a text on his birthday. Basically everything is easier with the assumption that they are dead.
Friend of Ryan #1: "Ryan isn't dead guys he just goes to a different school"
Other Friends of Ryan: "Shut the fuck up... Ryan Pethick Theory."
Other Friends of Ryan: "Shut the fuck up... Ryan Pethick Theory."
by Mustela November 26, 2022
Get the Ryan Pethick Theorymug. A straight up dude that's kinda weird but not creepy. You'll laugh at his jokes and be cool around him even though sometimes you're just kinda like "this dude..."
by Lesaint84 December 20, 2016
Get the michael ryan greenmug. verb: to "seacrest" is to say something and/or act in a manner that is off-putting but intended to garner approval and acceptance, but also to do so in a manner that makes others think the subject is trying to hard to get attention.
adjective: description of a person who tries to hard for the attention and acceptance of others, to the point of alienating everyone; aka histrionic with a touch of retardation. Also a description of an act out of desperation used to get attention.
noun: a person who makes several, often strained and/or desperate attempts for the approval and acceptance of others, often to those people's annoyance. A "seacrest" is generally specific to effiminate and/or "metrosexual" men; a "rube" or "country bumpkin" would not be a seacrest but none of the above employ wit or intellectual conversation in their attempts to entertain.
synonyms: twat, plague, Carson Daly
antonyms: cool, Eddie Izzard, shizznit
adjective: description of a person who tries to hard for the attention and acceptance of others, to the point of alienating everyone; aka histrionic with a touch of retardation. Also a description of an act out of desperation used to get attention.
noun: a person who makes several, often strained and/or desperate attempts for the approval and acceptance of others, often to those people's annoyance. A "seacrest" is generally specific to effiminate and/or "metrosexual" men; a "rube" or "country bumpkin" would not be a seacrest but none of the above employ wit or intellectual conversation in their attempts to entertain.
synonyms: twat, plague, Carson Daly
antonyms: cool, Eddie Izzard, shizznit
verb use:
"Remember that guy at the party, the one wearing all the Von Dutch shit? I must have accidentally looked him in the eye because he followed me around all night, seacresting me about his celebrity as a DJ even though I've never heard of him."
use of adjective:
"Don't look, but there's Ryan. Oh my God, he's so seacrest - he's still telling jokes even though no one is laughing, even as they walk away. And that impression of Austin Powers? Eh, so seacrest."
use of noun:
"That seacrest kept going on and on about what chitlins are as if NOBODY in America knows what that is except like, four people from the south. What's his white ass got against soul food? Generalizing then trying to marginalize African-Americans is NOT entertaining."
"Remember that guy at the party, the one wearing all the Von Dutch shit? I must have accidentally looked him in the eye because he followed me around all night, seacresting me about his celebrity as a DJ even though I've never heard of him."
use of adjective:
"Don't look, but there's Ryan. Oh my God, he's so seacrest - he's still telling jokes even though no one is laughing, even as they walk away. And that impression of Austin Powers? Eh, so seacrest."
use of noun:
"That seacrest kept going on and on about what chitlins are as if NOBODY in America knows what that is except like, four people from the south. What's his white ass got against soul food? Generalizing then trying to marginalize African-Americans is NOT entertaining."
by Murray June 29, 2004
Get the Seacrest or Ryan Seacrestmug. It was always burning since the world was turning! A phrase from The Office US that only true fans will remember.
Dwight: I have a song, ATTENTION EVERYONE, that I would like to sing, that I wrote especially for this occasion, while I was up in the flames. Ready? RYAN STARTED THE FIREEEE! IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLD WAS TURNINGGG!
by 3xcity July 20, 2019
Get the Ryan Started The Firemug.