Ivy: Guess what kind of road candy I found today while walking my dog!
Dante: What?
Ivy: I found a wallet and a glove!
Dante: What?
Ivy: I found a wallet and a glove!
by Inkstainedivy March 23, 2018
Friend 1: Yo man, what are you up to right now?
Friend 2: Hey dude, just Karting on Rainbow Road, you know how it is!
Friend 2: Hey dude, just Karting on Rainbow Road, you know how it is!
by afeverishguy January 03, 2025
by Mac-peazy June 03, 2021
by Sherlock temple February 21, 2016
It’s Friday/payday, time to get in the truck and crack open some dirt road beer while listening to country music.
by BigB9 November 28, 2024
Ted: I got some gnarly Alaskan road dome last night
Jimmy: fuck man I didn’t know you took a vacation
Jimmy: fuck man I didn’t know you took a vacation
by Midnightrooster69 December 21, 2024
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 17, 2023