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Road-Sofa

A Road-Sofa is any motorcycle that is large and designed mostly for comfort.
My Goldwing is such a wonderful Road-Sofa
by Traza42 October 12, 2016
mugGet the Road-Sofamug.

Road punk

A road punk is the person who drives around like a jackass who:
1)Revs his engine for attention or 2) Purposely drives slow in a raised pickup truck with loud exhaust and when you try to pass will speed up in an attempt to cause anger and rage or cause you to crash.

The Road Punk will usually be wearing some sort of tank top, wife-beater, or no shirt at all because he thinks he is making a statement that he's a big man and a "tough guy" and owns a false muscle car. (Piece of shit)

This asshole is so concerned about being seen that he tends to weave in and out of traffic making a public spectacle of his stupidity.
by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025
mugGet the Road punkmug.

Building escape road

"Man you are totaly building escape road, need a hand?" - in real life, towards some really tired man.

"Ha, dude, nice escape road u are building here, how many times u died under water to construct that?" - in game, when u see another player building sth in dangerous zone
by Baadco June 22, 2014
mugGet the Building escape roadmug.

Road Toes

Similar to road head, but instead the driver sucks the passenger’s appetizing toes.
When we get in that car, you’re giving me road toes. *female moans* *pussy quivers*
by RoadToes69 June 26, 2023
mugGet the Road Toesmug.

road rules

a)rules put in place to protect people who can't drive.
b) Rules put in place to annoy people who can drive
Damn that new 40km in streets road rule!
by Da Docta July 18, 2003
mugGet the road rulesmug.

Road Shower

To spray Febreze Lysol or some room freshener on ones clothing quickly when one doesnt have time to shower.
guy 1: damn i gotta go on a date but i dont have time to shower!
guy 2: dude dont worry just road shower
by expertoneverything September 11, 2010
mugGet the Road Showermug.

Texas Road Mouse

Common to urban areas of Texas, it is defined as a young, shy prostitute.
1: Did you see that Texas Road Mouse?
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund
by Hjabajbabhaba April 19, 2018
mugGet the Texas Road Mousemug.

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