Carrot Road

Stadium of Norwich Shitty Football Club
I ordered some tickets to go see norwich shitty play at carrot road, the match is in 6 days *Shows 6 fingers in one hand*
by CcDragz April 05, 2024
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The 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff

When you fancy your postman so much you just want to rip his socks and pants off and allow him to enter in to your humble abode from the backdoor.

Merty Bernister
Oh that postman is so hot I wish he would just do the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff up my anus.
Merty bernister ached for his local delivery boy to deliver the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff up his sausage swollow
by Merty_bernister_9brachdyroad September 16, 2019
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straight road

A kinky sexual act. Usually used in a threatening tone.
"I'll straight road ya."
by UpstateCait December 24, 2017
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Columbian Road Runner

The act of cutting a hole in a skateboard and laying down on it with your penis through the hole (while erect) and running your tip through the road.
Jake: “Yo wanna try and the Columbian Road Runner?”

Victor: “Nah man, I already tried it I gotta let it heal first.”
by Ballin with your balls December 13, 2024
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Road Traveler

The "Politically Correct" term for the modern day "Hobo". They are generally young adults that you see at intersections looking for rides to a warmer place or the next concert. Typically with a dog and terrible hair. They are generally from wealthy families that they reject accept for the money.
Look, there's a couple of road travelers with a sign asking for a ride to the next Phish concert.
by Upsidedownbiker November 22, 2021
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means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something
ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄
by Savanah100 May 26, 2021
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The Road Digger

The act of pulling your pants down and rapidly squatting in public to embarrass another person you're with.
"I hate Mike, he did the road digger in the middle of wetherspoons yesterday!"
by Drinker o' piss March 13, 2022
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