Poo Crumbs

1. Small crumbs of poo-ey loo roll debris left around the floor area of a toilet when someone - usually a guy - wipes their butt too hard and vigorously after doing a poo. Often happens when one is in a hurry or gets disturbed from normal poo routine, and turns and stands to wipe.Totally gross.

2.What you can therefore call someone who totally creeps you out or you find disgusting

1. Holy crap dude, why do you always make so much poo crumbs?

2. That guy is a stinky poo crumb

by Honey Monroe July 10, 2011

Poo Crustation

the poo that hangs on to your bum while going poo.

Last night while I was going poo I had a poo crustation stick to my bum

by LilJOnWhattt August 26, 2005

Roo Poo

Nickname given to person who wipes his finger in kangaroo shit to determine the contents of the liquid substance on the back of a bus in Australia.

God Heflin why the fuck did you wipe your finger in kangaroo shit? You're such a Roo Poo!

by g6042 November 2, 2010

poo canoe

A stank butt crack. Or other stankie hole.

Man John still stuck his thing off in her "Poo canoe."

by Mudmonkey January 28, 2008

Poo Text

Tha act of texting while you are taking a poo, shit, or dump.


Receiving a text from someone who is taking a poo, shit, or dump.

I just got a "Poo Text" from Paul, how gross!

Mike is "Poo Texting" me again.

by Cravinskid January 23, 2009

ish poo

1 loves erin so much!!!
2 doesnt like showers
3 goes poo after a meal
4 plays video games
5 thinks he is the bombass

erinpoo: where is ishpoo?
Ivan: DOING SOMETHING STUPID..

by JASON BOURNE March 23, 2005

Lexi Poo

she likes old guys with smelly breath. she smells like stinky poo, and looks likes a BIG BOOGER. she is likes one of those poops that hurts when u try to push it out and sticks to the toilet. U would never want to have a Lexi Poo

"omg that lexi poo likes old guys and wont go away."
"ikr she is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo annoying."
"omg i think i see that thing lexi poo."

by LexiPoo101 January 23, 2019