1. Small crumbs of poo-ey loo roll debris left around the floor area of a toilet when someone - usually a guy - wipes their butt too hard and vigorously after doing a poo. Often happens when one is in a hurry or gets disturbed from normal poo routine, and turns and stands to wipe.Totally gross.
2.What you can therefore call someone who totally creeps you out or you find disgusting
2.What you can therefore call someone who totally creeps you out or you find disgusting
by Honey Monroe July 10, 2011
Tha act of texting while you are taking a poo, shit, or dump.
Receiving a text from someone who is taking a poo, shit, or dump.
Receiving a text from someone who is taking a poo, shit, or dump.
by Cravinskid January 23, 2009
Nickname given to person who wipes his finger in kangaroo shit to determine the contents of the liquid substance on the back of a bus in Australia.
by g6042 November 02, 2010
by Mudmonkey January 29, 2008
by LilJOnWhattt July 30, 2005
1 loves erin so much!!!
2 doesnt like showers
3 goes poo after a meal
4 plays video games
5 thinks he is the bombass
2 doesnt like showers
3 goes poo after a meal
4 plays video games
5 thinks he is the bombass
by JASON BOURNE March 24, 2005
A Poo Rag is a sad individual who spend the majority of his free time residing at home. Usually referring to a he, this indicates a person who often smells of shit and whom eats vast quantities of fatty take-away food. Often being greasy and unkept, Poo Rags endure insufferable volumes of hatred and abuse throughout their lives, however this is not to say they do not deserve it, as they are generally assholes, and when they build up the confidence to speak freely and people see them for what they really are they quickly revert back to crushing their confidence. They have enormouse moobs which they should never reveal - this often results in them being unable to visit public swimming baths. Poo Rags are unable to hold down social lives, be it friends, girlfriends or even holding the respect of their own families. Poo Rags perform sickening and sometimes illegal sexual acts with animals and inanimate objects, some examples are as follows:
1. Poo Rags may smear their penis in dog food, then set their dogs free on it to provide sexual satisfaction, much akin to a blowjob
2. Poo Rags spend months or even years practicing stretching in order to perform oral sex on themselves
3. Inserting their penis in the rungs of a radiator and rocking forward and back until a climax is reached
4. Inserting sharpie markers up their anus
In terms of advice useful to your own everyday life - stay away from Poo Rags.
1. Poo Rags may smear their penis in dog food, then set their dogs free on it to provide sexual satisfaction, much akin to a blowjob
2. Poo Rags spend months or even years practicing stretching in order to perform oral sex on themselves
3. Inserting their penis in the rungs of a radiator and rocking forward and back until a climax is reached
4. Inserting sharpie markers up their anus
In terms of advice useful to your own everyday life - stay away from Poo Rags.
Guy: Hey everyone do you want to go to the bar this weekend?
Poo Rag: Oh cool sounds like fun!
Guy: Shut the fuck up Poo Rag noone asked you.
Poo Rag: Oh cool sounds like fun!
Guy: Shut the fuck up Poo Rag noone asked you.
by BeDo91 October 26, 2010