An older yet smaller male. Typically between a 110 to 140 pounds under 5’6. This man loves to be fucked by massive hairy men aka bears! There is nothing off limits as far as sex. The nastier, raunchier, rawest stuff you can think of is mainly what these guy enjoy.
Tracy likes to get fucked while hanging upside down taking two beef whistles with multiple people watching. Classic old overweight twink
by The tuna handler March 24, 2019
Get the old overweight twinkmug. The greatest and best movie of all time. Of all time.
A metaphor for how generation X and Y have degraded society and culture resulting in a time and a place unfit for old men.
A metaphor for how generation X and Y have degraded society and culture resulting in a time and a place unfit for old men.
by Chad Jones July 7, 2022
Get the No Country for Old Menmug. day old butthole is a phrase that can be used to describe a bad smell. this can describe anything from an actual butthole that is 1 day old to a turd.
by Mr. Herman, paging Mr. Herman August 22, 2011
Get the day old buttholemug. Old man balls are when older men's junk becomes one large grapefruit sized, saggy ball. There is no longer the ability to notice two balls, except one large sagging nut.
Example: did you see those old man balls on that guy? Looked like he was sitting with a grapefruit in his pants
Example: while having sex my taint was slapped by his old man balls
Example: while having sex my taint was slapped by his old man balls
by KML19 April 2, 2017
Get the Old Man Ballsmug. When a maple wank gets shoved under a clock tower from Tory tower and spat on three times and when the clock tower strikes a student from maple wank fails their degree
“Oh so, you’re a freshers rep, I’m going to shove you under the tower and do a dirty old joe on you”
by Torytower June 21, 2020
Get the Dirty old joemug. Irish expression, to engage in sexual intercourse involving a penis
Often used in the context of a reluctant female, cold to amorous advances. A priggish person who could use a slap of the aforementioned object to lighten them up
The old relic is often rendered as the "ould relic"
Often used in the context of a reluctant female, cold to amorous advances. A priggish person who could use a slap of the aforementioned object to lighten them up
The old relic is often rendered as the "ould relic"
by yatenga December 15, 2011
Get the slap of the old relicmug. (a) Damn, after a long weekend of late nights I am once again recovering from the "Old Chinese Flu" (b) Shit man, no matter how hard I try I just cant shake that "Old Chinese Flu".
by automated cloudmaker May 23, 2017
Get the old chinese flumug.