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slap of the old relic

Irish expression, to engage in sexual intercourse involving a penis
Often used in the context of a reluctant female, cold to amorous advances. A priggish person who could use a slap of the aforementioned object to lighten them up
The old relic is often rendered as the "ould relic"
"Shes kind of stuck up"
"ah nothing that a slap of the old relic wouldnt cure"
by yatenga December 15, 2011
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Old Man Balls

Old man balls are when older men's junk becomes one large grapefruit sized, saggy ball. There is no longer the ability to notice two balls, except one large sagging nut.
Example: did you see those old man balls on that guy? Looked like he was sitting with a grapefruit in his pants

Example: while having sex my taint was slapped by his old man balls
by KML19 April 2, 2017
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old chinese flu

Term used in punk rock culture referring to ones old JUNK habit, typically in loosing fashion.
(a) Damn, after a long weekend of late nights I am once again recovering from the "Old Chinese Flu" (b) Shit man, no matter how hard I try I just cant shake that "Old Chinese Flu".
by automated cloudmaker May 23, 2017
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old boy-ed

Refers to the popular South Korean movie "Old Boy." If you just had your mind twisted and fucked by something such as an intricate movie or a web of conspiracy, you'd say "I just got old-boyed."
Shit, dude. My girlfriend just told me her ex-girlfriend isn't lesbian anymore so she broke up with me to marry her and she also said she was dude but I just didn't notice her penis during our relationship. I got old boy-ed.
by Masterofdisguisechickenleg January 13, 2011
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9 year old

The symbol of cringe. They like fortnite and among us, and they rage a lot and yell in their mic.

Also, fuck you roman.
Crackhead 1: THIS IS STUPID!!!

Crackhead 2: Stop it 9 year old
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 25, 2022
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day old butthole

day old butthole is a phrase that can be used to describe a bad smell. this can describe anything from an actual butthole that is 1 day old to a turd.
Wooooo!! That fart smelt like day old butthole!!
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Old Home Night

The night before Thanksgiving when you go home and drink st a local bar with the people you went to high school with.
I was so hung over on Thankgiving because of too many Woowoo shots at the Pub with my high school friends the night before during Old Home Night.
by cadmium666 November 27, 2012
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