by David_Is_A_Big_Old_Stinker November 12, 2020
Get the Big Old Stinker mug.When a maple wank gets shoved under a clock tower from Tory tower and spat on three times and when the clock tower strikes a student from maple wank fails their degree
“Oh so, you’re a freshers rep, I’m going to shove you under the tower and do a dirty old joe on you”
by Torytower June 21, 2020
Get the Dirty old joe mug.Old man balls are when older men's junk becomes one large grapefruit sized, saggy ball. There is no longer the ability to notice two balls, except one large sagging nut.
Example: did you see those old man balls on that guy? Looked like he was sitting with a grapefruit in his pants
Example: while having sex my taint was slapped by his old man balls
Example: while having sex my taint was slapped by his old man balls
by KML19 April 2, 2017
Get the Old Man Balls mug.(a) Damn, after a long weekend of late nights I am once again recovering from the "Old Chinese Flu" (b) Shit man, no matter how hard I try I just cant shake that "Old Chinese Flu".
by automated cloudmaker May 23, 2017
Get the old chinese flu mug.The night before Thanksgiving when you go home and drink st a local bar with the people you went to high school with.
I was so hung over on Thankgiving because of too many Woowoo shots at the Pub with my high school friends the night before during Old Home Night.
by cadmium666 November 27, 2012
Get the Old Home Night mug.The doctor himself, keep in mind he is 1,104 years old, also that each regeneration keeps seemingly getting sillier.
by Doctor15Who November 9, 2012
Get the Daft old man mug.Irish expression, to engage in sexual intercourse involving a penis
Often used in the context of a reluctant female, cold to amorous advances. A priggish person who could use a slap of the aforementioned object to lighten them up
The old relic is often rendered as the "ould relic"
Often used in the context of a reluctant female, cold to amorous advances. A priggish person who could use a slap of the aforementioned object to lighten them up
The old relic is often rendered as the "ould relic"
by yatenga December 15, 2011
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