yeasty fluff muffin

A stank pussy, in specific one with a yeast infection

Man, I woulda smashed that but I could smell she had yeasty fluff muffins.

by PsychoSkittyKitty January 16, 2018

Lick My Muffin

A White women phrase to incise a white male (Cracker) to lick the vaginal are of a white women.

1. Gary: Sup Biatch!
2. Mary: Fuck You, Lick My Muffin.

by Cracker0909209243 October 28, 2009

cunt muffin

relating to or of pisci's sister

wow shes a real cunt muffin.

by chris eid February 02, 2008

montana muffin top

Another name for a blow job.

Do you what a Montana muffin top?

by Asuna1017 October 02, 2017

the flat muffin theory

When a muffin get pressed into the shape of a cookie and you realise that we have been cheated all along. Muffins are just fat cookies.

Mueid: Muffins are not found they are flat.
Boye: We should only sell flat muffins. Same muffin less area.
Claudia: That looks like somebody stepped on shit.
Mueid: But it's very tasty. A flat muffin is just a cookie but soft. That is the flat muffin theory. We have been eating fat cookies all along.

by The flat muffin June 24, 2018

Bluffin' with my muffin

The act of lying out of your ass.

"I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you, 'cuz I'm bluffin' with my muffin..."

by kiwiwtina February 07, 2009

duke muffin

A person having the charicteristics of a duke/dukey and a muffin

Don't say that Jim your such a duke muffin!

by Billerd February 18, 2008