Fuck ya mouth up

A directive used to cease nonsensical and/or annoying dialog from a subnormal individual before it becomes anymore abrasive to ones ears.
1) subnormal individual:"Hello, it's a lovely day for a brisk walk to the cafe for a wheat germ smoothie."
Ones self with or without a hangover:"Cunt, fuck ya mouth up!"

2)subnormal individual:"Hey, want to know what I think?"
Ones self with or without a hangover: "Cunt, fuck ya mouth up!"
by Callum sanchomarquez August 15, 2016
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a cat shit in my mouth

phrase used the morning after a heavy night of drinking. it refers to the very nasty taste left in one's mouth as part of a hangover.
cory: hey craig, you got any pets?
craig: no. why?
cory: cause last night i passed out on your floor, and i think a cat shit in my mouth.
by Joe Sausage May 25, 2005
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Leaky Mouth Motha Fucka

Some one who talks extremely to much, this person can't even hold water inside their mouth from talking way to much.
Lil Nae Nae: Guess what girl, your boyfriend got this girl pregnant.
Shundra: Let me call this fool.
Tyrone: Hello
Shundra: Did you really get a girl pregnant.
Tyrone: Lil Nae Nae a leaky mouth motha fucka.
by Mac78 January 16, 2012
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SHUT YOUR DUKEY MOUTH

"your mother'
"SHUT YOUR DUKEY MOUTH"
"......''
by That Hippie Guy November 13, 2010
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Kotton Mouth Blow Job

noun; n: a particular fashion of blowjob that requires the blower to be high out of her proverbial mind. She/he must be so high as to have the symptom: kottonmouth, with said kottonmouth he/she must blow the blowie.
brosef: bro, i got me a kotton mouth blow job!
brohan: bro, no way that's dope!

brosef: I KNOW, RIGHT!
by spock182 April 26, 2010
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wide mouth mayonnaise jar

Wide mouth mayonnaise jar--The term used to describe the anus of an x-con.
The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!
by vernon dutton January 22, 2004
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a bad taste in my mouth

a feeling that something is false or unfair, a feeling of ill will
I left the meeting with a bad taste in my mouth. There was a lot of dishonesty in the room.
by VAKI5 May 09, 2005
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