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Gear Monkey

Airline or airplane co-pilot/first officer. Sits in the right seat.
Hi, I'm captain Ace Aviator and this is my Gear Monkey, Joe Blow.
by Hawkerdude July 8, 2012
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tark monkey

gosh you are being such a tark monkey!
by LochNess94 June 18, 2013
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Yes Monkey

A person who is expected to completely agree with those around them, however this is against their will. They are usually a person who tries to avoid conflict and to get away from the situation agrees so that they can leave. They are made to be a "Yes Monkey" be it for a group project, an organization, or by being out numbered.

They are an individual, but at the time might feel that its better to chose a different battle and move on.

Similar to a Yes Man.
John: I was made into a yes monkey by my group members, I don't like working with people I don't get along with.
___________

Katie:I am not a yes monkey, I'll say no when it counts, otherwise, let the stupid do what stupid will do. Their idea was not a good one.
by The Criminologist February 15, 2012
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Backyard Monkey

The act of an under-40 year old male going to the doctor and being given a rectal exam. The surprise on the patient's face is akin to walking outside and seeing a monkey in his backyard.
Damn man, I had a doctor appointment today and wouldn't you know, he gave me a backyard monkey.
by Sacink December 27, 2011
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squirrel monkey

To bite, viciously attack, claw out the eye balls. A very violent act.
meghan: "no one cares.."
bridget: "IM GONNA KILL YOU LIKE A squirrel monkey!"
by Miss. Amazingpants February 21, 2011
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Monkey Pancakes

Also spelled: munkee pankakes

Verb: To puke on a table
Adj.: Someone who puked on a table
My mom made Monkey Pancakes last night, it was fucking nasty.
by BigButt.SoWhat? March 3, 2011
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Monkey Moore

A peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. Firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male, at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a Moorey shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
My god he just Monkey Moored her
by Moore Fun July 22, 2011
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