january 14

Scott: “I’m in lesbians with you.”
lesbian: the religion of people who worship women/enbies🙏🙏

January 14: the day where lesbians confess their love to each other and move in on the first date just bc they’re happy that neither of them are pisces/cancer 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

by bambilovespussy November 25, 2021

31st january

NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY!! Spend your whole day with your best friend and appreciate your time together and all memories you have together!

Bsf1: heeey!! lets have a picnic day
Bsf2: all right, but why?
Bsf1: BECAUSE IT’S 31st JANUARY
Bsf2: what does that mean?
Bsf1: NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY!
~lara

by ~laraa January 30, 2023

January

January for anime lovers is so cruel because it's no JoJo January.

Hey you can't watch JoJo today.
But but why?
It's no JoJo January!

by HEYEYEYEYEEY January 3, 2020

january 27

buy your friend an egg sandwich day 🤗

january 27 is buy your friend an egg sandwich day

by blwghhh January 27, 2024

26th of January

Whoo hoo! It’s time to drop-kick all of those bitches you hate day!!

“26th of January, The best day of the year!”

by Cxrps3 January 26, 2025

January 1st

National Jerk Off Day a day to jerk off.

“Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”

by LilGreenFry November 3, 2019

january 13

a fat person was born on this day maybe even ginger

person 1: it’s my birthday on january 13
person 2: oh that’s why your fat

by not-a-fat-ginger April 10, 2022