Jacob pretends to be normal but has a super-secret that he hides from everyone. Not only does he not shower, but he also doesn't wipe his ass. He also loves children, with the ages of 0-12 months old. He claims he likes then fresh out of the oven. Jacob is just your friendly neighboorhood pedophile
Jacob smells like shit.
by uhlhkmngyiutyxtz February 18, 2020
by #1 PM Player in SA February 03, 2022
Jacob is a dog
by Is Jacob a Bitch September 16, 2020
Jacob is one of the best types of People, funny, hot, and interesting. They will never let you down… unless they owe you money. They are goofy and either really like people or really hate them. They make racist jokes and remarks to make their lunch table laugh. But it never works. Most Jacobs are extremely short. But don’t let that fool you! I would totally date a Jacob.
by AlltheMenKnowMe March 09, 2023
by Do you know i go to procivitas August 24, 2022
Jacob is a kind, caring person who will always be there to make you smile. He generally loves coffee, cats and most of his friends. With his great sense of humor, his incessant dad jokes, and his bright, contagious smile, he will brighten your day in an instant. He had a tendency to repeat his bad dad jokes, but that's okay because you can't help but laugh at it anyways. This boy knows how to make conversation about anything, and is never boring.
He's smart, intelligent, intuitive, and philosophical when needed. However, his modesty prevents him from admitting to this. Although he likes to keep an image of being a bas-ass, which he is, deep down, he's a big softie. He doesn't want to admit it to anyone, but someone out there knows that he is.
Whether you're sad, angry, you had an off-day, or you just need a nice shoulder-rub, he's there for you. He'll try his damnedest to make your day better. Jacob is often a very good listener and will try to help you if you come to him with a problem. He doesn't like it when his friends are sad or unhappy, so he does what he can to make them smile; I guarantee you, 99.9% of the time, it works!
If you have a Jacob in your life, keep him around and remind him how much he means to you.
He's smart, intelligent, intuitive, and philosophical when needed. However, his modesty prevents him from admitting to this. Although he likes to keep an image of being a bas-ass, which he is, deep down, he's a big softie. He doesn't want to admit it to anyone, but someone out there knows that he is.
Whether you're sad, angry, you had an off-day, or you just need a nice shoulder-rub, he's there for you. He'll try his damnedest to make your day better. Jacob is often a very good listener and will try to help you if you come to him with a problem. He doesn't like it when his friends are sad or unhappy, so he does what he can to make them smile; I guarantee you, 99.9% of the time, it works!
If you have a Jacob in your life, keep him around and remind him how much he means to you.
Friend #1: Jacob's really nice. He always knows how to make me laugh and brighten my day.
Friend #2: Yeah, he's a really cool guy. Pretty bad-ass, too.
Friend #2: Yeah, he's a really cool guy. Pretty bad-ass, too.
by A Person You Don't Know. . . November 20, 2019