The art of taking someone’s male partner and making them your own partner. ( mostly used by attractive girls)
by Definition giver February 15, 2020
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Tweeted Off More than I can Chew - verb:

1. Making bold requests or statements on Twitter with positive replies forcing you to either do what you said or requested, or back down...but in reality, you had no intention of doing what you tweeted.

2. Asking someone to do something for you, or telling them that you will do something on Twitter, then having to admit you aren't going to do or need what you tweeted when called on it with a reply.

3. Tweeting a celebrity with an action just to get their attention, then getting a reply from them agreeing to the action..then having to retweet that you weren't serious, and you never thought they would reply.

4. Tweeting anything that makes you look like an idiot when you get 'called' on it, and have to admit you never thought anybody would reply and 'call' you on it.
I'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I asked Kelly Clarkson to marry me, and she said YES!. And I'm already married.

I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' by asking Mike Ditka to come to his birthday party, and he retweeted and asked for an address, date and time.

After a few hours at the bar, I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I tweeted the whole ladies gymnastics team to meet me at my apartment...and they did..
by vivavic vegas February 26, 2011
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You must be fricking bored to type this in. Go outside and "accidentaly" push down an old lady neighbor. Take a camera, and when she gets mad, say its social experiment. It's not.
What am I doing with my life that I defined you can find anything on here, cant you?!?!?!?!?
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I'm gonna fuck or do dumb shit
can I go to my friend's house...hehe (I'm gonna fuck she is so hot ffffffffffuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk).
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a phrase you can use when you see hot person you want to have sex with or just want to cuddle and/or watch a movie with
example 1
Girl - I can see my self in your bed
Boy - yeah? In what way?
Girl - we can see a movie if you want to?

example 2
Girl - I can see my self in your bed
Boy - yeah? In what way?

Girl - wanna fuck?
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One can use chapstick as lotion if desperate enough.
"Man I feel ashy as fuck"
"You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it"
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when a place is within walking distance but you can't be fucked walking
we should go to ruby's house instead because we can't walk but we can like WALK to the shops
by bbobjerryyy11 September 25, 2023
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