Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).

You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.

by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025

Ukrainian shower

when you’re outside and it starts down pouring and you instantly get soaked

bro they’re drenched i bet they got a Ukrainian shower

by Xanessa July 22, 2020

czech golden shower

The unique sound of the VZ-61 sub machine guns spent casings hitting the floor.

That man was shot and killed by the KGB and with it came the czech golden shower.

by Tanker2764 November 18, 2022

Shower Sting

The act of cutting yourself in the shower or showering after you cut yourself and letting the hot water sting on your skin

“I use a Shower Sting to snap myself back into reality”

by xMILOx22 June 7, 2025

Scottish Shower

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.

David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.

David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."

Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."

“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.

Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."

by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025

chateau shower

when you stay in the chateau in France and do a shit in the public showers.

haynes you wouldn't believe it i caught sam last night doing a chateau shower

by butt chug chad September 17, 2020

Wisconsin Golden Shower

Being sprayed by beer.

Damn- I went to Stadium View Bar for the Super Bowl, and every time the Packers scored, I got a Wisconsin golden shower!

by nickharteau November 23, 2011