Mud Luge

When you poop down the cleavage of a woman.

Hannah wants me to preform a mud luge on her.

by Shlumpeddd September 25, 2019

mud show

When you had Taco Bell and you now have all the anal lube you need.

Steven is coming over to give Danny a Mud Show

by Wrex'n dat rectum December 27, 2023

Texas Mud Bridge

The act of inserting a clear plastic tube in the anus, and inserting the other end of the tube in the anus of a "trusted" partner and shitting back and forth into each others asshole.

Earl and Jim-Bob got drunk and built a Texas Mud Bridge the other night.

by zuulybully July 18, 2018

Mexican mud

street slang for heroine

bruh you got that mexican mud?

by mexican horse July 9, 2018

Mud

The morning cup of coffee you have before you get on the boat. No decaf bullshit

Boys the boat leaves in 5 minutes, grab some mud and lets go move these apex tables.

by Besterboi June 13, 2019

mud skates

Cowboy boots.

Nice fucking mud skates Tex! Do you have the spurs to go with them?

by Steviep187 November 4, 2023

Fat as mud

A old-timey saying that refers to when someone is so fat that you compare them to mud.

Me: “That guy is huge!”

My grandpa: “You could say that he was fat as mud.”

by billiam17 February 20, 2024