Naked Hard Hat

Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head

Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*

by nkdhrdhat October 7, 2017

hooey hat

A hat to announce that you think you're a Libertarian, but really love the police state.

"I put on my hooey hat and drove my V8 to the gun show"

by BobLoblawsLawBlogNoEspanol October 23, 2022

Hat

Why are you searching up hat, how bored are you?
Hats are things that go on your head

Guy 1 : look at my hat!
Guy 2: I like it
Guy 1: thank you

by Joshgamer101 April 21, 2024

African Hat Trick

when a girl sucks off three black cocks in a single session

That skanky cheerleader is known for dishing out African hat tricks after the games.

by Smegmid June 11, 2023

Zendaya's Big Hat

You : Holy shit that hat is big
Zendaya : Don't Forget to Smile.. :)

Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to smile
Smile
Smile
Smile
Forget to
Smile
.
.
.
:)

Zendaya's Big Hat will come for us all...

All hail the hat
All hail the hat
All hail the hat

by EIKOOP_YM33P May 22, 2025

Natural hat trick

The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.

I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!

by 220swifty August 7, 2022

Hat

Kills/ Bodies someone has.

Free my nigga he caught 3 hats in 2 months.

by Ionlikeniggas December 2, 2021