A "Black Thomas" is a sexual position where the male rests the underside of his knee-joint on the female's shoulder, kneeling down on the other knee (or standing up, depending on height of participants). The female is seated cross-legged, and preforms oral sex until the moment before the male reaches orgasm.
It is crucial that the male not reach orgasm!
When the female stops preforming oral sex, the male lifts his other leg over the female's opposite shoulder and quickly teabags the female in the face.
It is crucial that the male not reach orgasm!
When the female stops preforming oral sex, the male lifts his other leg over the female's opposite shoulder and quickly teabags the female in the face.
by mooman91 May 29, 2009
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Guy 1: Hey, ever hear that song Friday by Rebecca Black?
Guy 2: Yeah *proceeds to take out a gun*
Guy 1: Whats the gun for?
Guy 2: *Shoots a baby*
Guy 1: WTF
Guy 2: Now the lucky bastard will never grow up having heard that song.
Guy 2: Yeah *proceeds to take out a gun*
Guy 1: Whats the gun for?
Guy 2: *Shoots a baby*
Guy 1: WTF
Guy 2: Now the lucky bastard will never grow up having heard that song.
by musicritique101 April 7, 2011
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"I'd have tried to work it with that chick, but I couldn't get her attention- that slag was Black-buried all night long."
by gooseisdead May 22, 2010
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They say that it's a world-renowned surf spot, but i think it's all right (I'm from Hawaii, so i'm spoiled by the warm water + hot chicks in bikinis).
Waves are usually better in the morning compared to afternoon.
There are several entrances to blacks (because it's a couple miles long until reaching Del Mar beach).
Contrary to popular belief, the beach itself is not a nudist beach; there's a designated part where being nude is legal.
They say that it's a world-renowned surf spot, but i think it's all right (I'm from Hawaii, so i'm spoiled by the warm water + hot chicks in bikinis).
Waves are usually better in the morning compared to afternoon.
There are several entrances to blacks (because it's a couple miles long until reaching Del Mar beach).
Contrary to popular belief, the beach itself is not a nudist beach; there's a designated part where being nude is legal.
me - 'ey, let's go surfing at blacks beach this afternoon
my friend - naww man, waves are better in the morning.
me - fu, it's fuking cold in the morning.
My friend - dude, i surf butt naked today at blacks!
me - wtf? i have never seen anyone do that
my friend - at the nudist part mang.
me - oh~. i'll try it later when it gets warm.
my friend - naww man, waves are better in the morning.
me - fu, it's fuking cold in the morning.
My friend - dude, i surf butt naked today at blacks!
me - wtf? i have never seen anyone do that
my friend - at the nudist part mang.
me - oh~. i'll try it later when it gets warm.
by Korean surfer dude November 3, 2009
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A black man apart of the lantern core with the ability to emit his blackness on others
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That guy there is suave, fast, a tall slim glass of dark chocolate, he is a black lantern
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Obama he is a true black lantern
Its a static shock, its black panther, no bitch its black lantern!
Obama he is a true black lantern
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