Human

A human is a dumber version of a monkey that causes harm to all life forms including their own species. Humans destroy their home, named 'Earth' because of the need of slight convenience in their lives.

"I fucking hate humans" -Earth

by DuckWithToast May 21, 2023

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Human Rights Watchlist

OH WOW! I WONDER WHY THAT IS HAPPENING! PROBABLY DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUTUBE, THAT'S FOR SURE!

Hym "Human Rights Watchlist!? Perish the thought! I mean, it's not like you have an American company very publicly manufacturing a mental illness around the guy who created AI (also very publicly) because you didn't think he could do it so you tried make a mockery of hym live streaming him while he poops and doing the weaponized schizophrenia he described to hym in a very public way! So why are we on a human rights watchlist though?"

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

Humaning

A word that an alien would most likely come up with to describe or explain the actions of a human crewmate.

Alien 1: What is Human Kate doing? She has been screaming at her personal data device for over an hour!
Alien 2: Just ignore her when she's humaning.

by partyofnone March 5, 2021

Professional Humaning

(verb) Being a Professional Human.

Due to his professional humaning skills, he continuously creates extraordinary human interactions.

by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023

human furniture

Human furniture is furniture in which a person's body is used as a tray, foot stool, chair, table, cabinet or other item. In some cases a sculpture of a human body is used instead. Examples of human furniture have appeared in modern art. It can also be found on BDSM practices like Forniphilia.

He put the sushi all over me, it was so erotic. I was literally human furniture.

by KinkyTraveler April 24, 2023

humans

A species that comes in many forms, the top following are; furies, thirst traps, pedophiles, wannabees, racism, sexism, lgbtq's +, mothers, hornys, perverts, etc. These creatures can be horrible at times, some are good and others are disturbing and questionable. Some are what humans call bitches. Always remember kids :) humans are awful creatures and you might become human in the future.

An example is: Those gay ass humans -that tried to use your hose as a shower because theres broke, after having a party for her dogs baby reveal- is getting arrested for trying to kidnap someone because they looked like their waifu.

by Art and Anime Lover April 8, 2023