French cupcake

While docking using the foreskin of another man's penis for a pocket vagina.

Brad's supple and soft foreskin was more than adequate for prime ejaculation during a quick French Cupcake.

by Admiral foreskin August 06, 2017

french whisperer

One that excels at the art of cunnilingus and/or analingus

The date wasn’t great but he was a French whisperer, so I may keep his number.

by Cinnabeard April 01, 2019

French spelling?

French is the language where it is spelled "lonelychickenpoo" and pronounced "alligator"
In fact:
Did you know that the words "african meatballs" In french is "À'fiquinze Maèbals"
And "hairy leg factory" is

"àrhy leone fatootwuy"

Me and my bestie talking about French Spelling?
-J'ai une chatte
-oui, et en retard
-non, chien!
-shf, I'justwrôte down'ràndòm'frènch wôrds
-Àrhy leone fqtootwuy!!!
-NON!!!

And thats French!

by CaptainBananaPants<3 January 18, 2018

French Toasted

Clean way of saying "fucked up" or "screwed up"

Bro: Dude, I totally French toasted that history test.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.

by Licensed_Nerd December 05, 2018

French fry short of a Happy Meal

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.

by Titan2014 July 01, 2017

French Horn of Africa

frenCH ˈhôrn of æf rɪ.kə
noun.
The act of fellatio on a man (classically of African origin or descent) while simultaneously inserting one's hand into their anus in analogous fashion to the manner in which the musical instrument is played.

Lattrell had a very severe erection when he gave Demarcus a french Horn of Africa

by FrenchStewartHorn September 11, 2023

were not french

Basically it means I don't fuck with you

You don't associate yourself with that person

AMIE: Hey how's it going??
Jeremy: uuuum were not French...

by Jerbear7075 May 30, 2017