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Facebook Hampster

The Facebook Hamster: Stays on your FB as friends on the wheel going round and round looking at your feeds day in and day out then wanna to jump off and have some relevancy. RUSerious. You don't click like on any post but like them from your wheel. Keep drinking water, stay on the wheel and wait for me to give a hoot!
Oh, their goes John again being a DAMM Facebook Hampster! Dude, get you some business!
by CBeason August 1, 2013
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Facebook polite

Keeping an old acquaintance or colleague whom you dislike as a Facebook friend in an effort to appear polite.
Person 1: I can't believe Jim is still friends with his crazy-bitch ex!!

Person 2: He isn't, he's just being Facebook polite.
by Spam180 August 30, 2013
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Facebook smuggler

A person(s) that goes through random facebook profiles,
right clicks, and saves peoples pictures to their C drive. Only to brag to his/her friends that they "really" sent them the pics, but in reality not knowing them at all.
Tom surfs facebook to find hot girls, goes into their profiles, right clicks on all the sexy pics, and tells his friends "yo look at this pic this chick sent me...shes wants me bad"....
**tom is such a facebook smuggler.**
by usmcvince April 7, 2012
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face to facebooking

When you step outside the realms of social networking, and actually communicate with an acquaintance through face to face, verbal contact.

face to facebook, face to facebooking, face to facebooker
Don't worry, you can come round to my house and we can do some face to facebooking in the meantime!
by limeywesty February 24, 2011
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Facebook Fallout

The ridiculous amount of notifications and messages recieved after any social event
JEff: 'Awesome party last night, you should have come'
STEVE: 'yeah but look who's wading through the facebook fallout now'
by a non in mousse July 15, 2011
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Facebook Sneak

a user on Facebook who repeatedly activates or de-activates their personal profile and/or blocks and unblocks the profiles of various people in order to accomplish one or both of the following:

a. sneak in and out of another person's account to see what they are up to and with whom without them knowing they've been there;
b. prevent certain people from knowing where and with whom they were sneaking around with.
I wish Paul would stop being a Facebook Sneak! He blocks and unblocks me before I can unfriend him in my profile settings!
by Paranoid in Panama July 19, 2011
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Facebook Everywhere

(n): A creeper/wanna-be-comedian on Facebook that responds to anything or everyone.
*picture of girls make-up collection*

Facebook Everywhere comment: "Makeupgasm"
*comment proceeds to get 50 likes*

*status of unknown kid "new phone, call me"*
Facebook Everywhere: "will do"
by benisthelawson October 13, 2011
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