A term for someone who has absolutely no girls, but talks mad shit about his homies' girlfriends. He also has a tiny penis.
Person 1: Your girlfriend is so mid. I would never date her
Person 2: Shut up. You're such a Dylan O'Brien
Person 2: Shut up. You're such a Dylan O'Brien
by AJ McGinty December 7, 2022

Marlene and dylan are the best couple to ever exist. Everyone wants to be them and can’t wait to be like them. No one can break them up fr, and also Marlene is Dylan’s thicc queen.
Person 1: I’m so jealous of those 2 other there, do you see them?
Person 2: Who Marlene and dylan?
Person 1: Yessss, they are the best couple ever I don’t think they will ever break up!
Person 2: I know I wish I had something like that
Person 2: Who Marlene and dylan?
Person 1: Yessss, they are the best couple ever I don’t think they will ever break up!
Person 2: I know I wish I had something like that
by Youwannabelikemarleneanddylan December 23, 2022

Dylan refers to someone in the online first person shooter game Counter Strike Global Offensive who is extremely skilled and talented. Dylan always gets nice one taps and the enemy team always think he is hacking, he’s like ScreaM but actually good at the game in 2019.
by xRemembrane October 7, 2019

Dylan Gannon is a bloody spaz who likes looking at boats, bikes and cars he also gets pissed off sometimes and starts hitting people
by John coll November 5, 2019

Really sweet, but probably has anger issues. This guy has many talents but doesn't realise how cool they are.
by hottie1256 March 25, 2023

The practice of trying to only be awake for four hours a day as well as monthly fat girl visits. Please perform at your own risk
by NotAdamBates July 13, 2024

Dylan has a tiny penis and doesn’t pull any bitches even he has the worse grammar when texting and in person 💀🙏
by 3_scaped November 20, 2021
