Real Duck Hours

When you have cravings for bread or any assortment of pastry.

Similar to {Real Isopod Hours}

Carlos: Why are you eating so much toast?
Joseph: I was going through some Real Duck Hours

by lilsaigon June 3, 2018

Not Your Average Duck

A term to describe a noun or event that is not generally viewed as normal.

Person 1: my mum went and shaved her head today
Person 2: well that's not your average duck
Person 1: what did you just say?

by fbleek November 4, 2015

Anal Duck Sex

When two partners engage in anal sex while the penetrating partner rotates clockwise during penetration - similar to how a ducks penis is corkscrewed.

Man, I had anal duck sex last night. Shit was dizzying!

by DuckLover96 February 2, 2023

growling duck chin

An abnormally muscular vagina filled with beer

Rossie o'donnel from 18-24.

Wow. That was the best tasting growling duck chin I've had in a while.

by Duck chin May 5, 2014

Stepped on a spirit duck

A spirit duck is crushed when a person passes gas (farts, toots, etc). It quacks but the duck itself cannot be seen because it's a spirit duck. An important distinction from "stepped on a duck"

(Person makes a loud fart). "Oops, I just stepped on a spirit duck."

by brandsilence September 20, 2011

Dying duck act

When you are very ill, usually with a cold and are moping with said illness on the couch.

“God, you really do a dying duck act when you get sick”

by Ccp_bluesky August 11, 2018

White Mandarin Duck

A white legally racist duck thats from asia and is a cracker and also gets no girls

Bruh the white mandarin duck called my black duck a nigga
Omg theyre known for being racist

by elegant duck thing October 20, 2021