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shadowboxing in the dark

To masturbate shamefully in a dark corner, wearing gloves while listening to the Rocky soundtrack
Shadowboxing in the dark is an outlet for those with to much shame but a Rocky fixation
by Trapdoor Annie January 6, 2024
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Ministry of Darkness

a bunch of homos that think they can drink when really there all good at only one event... they also think that it doesnt take skill to throw a small ball into a small cup from a long distance... silly noobs
The Ministry of Darkness not only fellatiatize each other on a daily basis but also would hypothetically mis-represent a hypothetical group of elite dinkers.
by The Service April 6, 2011
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Dark horse

An organism you make with you hand when u feel attacked. It is made as you fold you fingers on top of each other one by one. VERY SCARY.
"Your so stupid"
Im sending my dark horse after you.
by GRAAAH March 19, 2024
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Dark

1. No light or absence of light.
2. Do not reflect light

3. Shade
The outdoors are too dark to go outside.
by DARKNIGPURE January 3, 2022
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Dark Toonforce

Dark Toonforce or Negative Toonforce is a direct opposite of the casual Toonforce, it fuctions as the same but with Dark or Horror elements into it. If normal Humor is harmless, then Dark Humor is harmful.

Dark Toonforce cannot be negated by normal Toonforce or even a device like Wile E Coyote's Anti-Looney DNA removes normal Toonforce physics. Dark Toonforce can only be defeated if the Toonforce user is a Legendary Hero.
The prime examples of Dark Toonforce Users:

Cartoon Cat - An infamous entity made by Trevor Henderson, known for the trademark Rubber-hose Cartoon appearance of a cat especially being a look alike of Felix the Cat.

The Mask (Comics) - A powerful being that causes chaos when a person wears the Mask of Loki, it kills any victims in a very humiliating way or anything it desires for fun.
by Ronald Lee July 4, 2025
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dark tea

Dark ass gossip; tea that you’ve never spilled about yourself
*2 am*

Henry: get ready for some dark tea
Taylor: dark tea?

Henry: no milk no sugar just straight facts

Taylor: ahhh I’m ready :)
by Notkk December 29, 2018
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Dark Chocolate

they call me dark chocolate, AKA young sexy mutherfucker
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