Harry: Heard you got head last night...
Jordan: Yeah, but he was a willy nipper. My dick is sore as fuck!
Jordan: Yeah, but he was a willy nipper. My dick is sore as fuck!
by Fratsterson July 29, 2025

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.
by lolilover6969 December 13, 2018

by Slideshow joe May 25, 2016

by Ass face 127 October 1, 2020

The act of carefully inserting long public hairs into the urethra, in the hopes of creating a tree looking object when erect.
by HermannHriedersson April 22, 2022

The 'Willy spectrum' or possibly 'Dick spectrum' is the scale at which a penis is defined and measured by it pleasurebility and size, starting at one extreme and ending at another.
Sarah explained to Alice, the day after her one night stand, that Clive's dick was probably average on the willy spectrum because although it was pretty sizeable he didn't really know how to use it too well.
by Broom handle June 17, 2016
