Chicken Burger

Imagine the most dry but somehow succulent RSPCA-approved chicken breast, crumbed and deep-fried

Blanketed with 2 of the most fatty, alarmingly black but strangely arousing delicious bacon strips
covered in the perfect amount of cheese to the point where it creates a river of sloppy gravy cheese mess at the bottom of your paper tray.. and the gravy? rich, unapologetically thick
all held together (not really) by the two most immaculate knotted. seeded. bread. rolls.

"mm cunt.. I can't wait for smoko so I can have me fucking chicken burger.."

by Doogan08 February 12, 2025

side burger

A cleanly shaven vagina viewed when the woman is laying on her side from behind .

While she was sleeping in a fetal position her side burger was out and looking tasty.

by Fresh pack April 19, 2022

burgerer

you eat burgers, another term would be burgereater

oh look, there's agust! My favorite burgerer

by SimplyBloxxed November 9, 2022

burger

demonym of people from the United States. It's a reference to their infatuation of fast food hamburgers made from questionable sources, their unintellectual obsession with basing complicated economic matters on the price of a McDonald's Big Mac, and the fact that the United States has one of the highest obesity rates in the world.

Burger: "I support bombing other countries because the United States is the greatest country in the world."
Rest of the world: "Shut up, you stupid burger."
*U.S. empire collapses*

by usaempirecollapsewatcher January 24, 2024

quick burger

You aaaron drunk at a house party and end up having a threesome

I was really drunk and had a Quick Burger.

by djleons March 1, 2024

Burger

Someone who is lame, not cool,or scared to take risks

Dawg called the police tryna stop the party he a burger,

by Momaud October 29, 2020

Burger Jackson

A name created by 3 friends as an alternate ego for an imaginary relentless Chicago Mafia Boss.

"They call him, Burger Jackson, They say he's the most ruthless of em' all. "

by ljlion May 26, 2022