Turtle biscuit

• Someone who is funny and always makes you laugh. Never a dull moment.

• What you call your best friend when they are being silly af and make you laugh too much.

"I cant stand you right now, ur such a turtle biscuit."

by SlangOfASavage May 14, 2020

Disco Biscuits

Titties. In the 70s women didn’t wear bras often especially out to dance. So guys would call their boobs disco biscuits

“Damn, you see the disco biscuits on that roller girl?

by Mrmyfriendbrentsdad January 17, 2021

Ginger biscuit

An insult to all ginger people

'' you ##?!!$''

''well you're a ginger biscuit''
''aaaahhhhhhahahh''

by gr3g the 3gg May 13, 2020

skittle biscuit

a biscuit (or a bun, it’s bread so it’s the same thing) with skittles on it

can you make me a skittle biscuit?

by fefelover69 December 18, 2018

Dick Biscuit

What one offers a woman for breakfast.

Morning after... He says " Mornin. Want some breakfast sexy?" She responds " Sounds nice. It's not often I get offered breakfast. Your so thoughtful! Can we have Bob Jones for breakfast?" Unto his response " No dear. All I can afford to get you is an extra large dick biscuit!" He chuckled.

by Sixx420 April 2, 2021

Shittery biscuit

When a male/female has a poopy fartbox

I can’t believe this girl had a shittery biscuit while I was tongue punching the fart box

by Mr.major December 18, 2024

the biscuits are baking

The baby’s are growing in my stomach
(Usually an inside joke) means to be pregnant

The biscuits are baking in the “oven”

by Don’t get _% October 18, 2019