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gold star mom

A mother who became pregnant on her very first time having sex. Marital, obviously.
Gold Star Moms are very responsible guardians of their vaginas, and birth the healthiest babies. They are the antithesis of slutty single moms.

The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.
by TheGoyWonder August 5, 2016
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5-Star Fame

When you post a video on Youtube that gets a 5-star rating.
The video that I posted on Youtube last week helped me achieve 5-star fame!
by Will_thesexyone March 10, 2008
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Adult film star

Macaulay Culkin was not an adult film star when he made Home Alone. He was a brat.
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chaparral star academy

The worst school in existence. I did an experiment and put a negative, LEGIT review on their google reviews site, and it got taken down 30 minutes later. The staff is butthurt, and once they saw the review they asked their little friends to make nice fake reviews about the school.

13 out of the 15 students in my class left, I was one of the 2 remaining students. New students came to the school, and they got withdrawn from the school too, wtf. Lucky kids who left.

The staff will refuse to show you the withdrawal rate because it's VERY high.

Fun fact: I attempted suicide because of this school.

The teachers are pissed off pieces of crap, and get pissed if you ask questions. Scrublords. If a student gets bullied, nobody in the school tries to help the poor kid.
Person 1: Did you see that kid? He goes to Chaparral Star Academy.
Person 2: Poor child. I hope he doesn't commit suicide.
by reallyman11 January 31, 2018
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dirty star wars

When you fuck the fattest chick you know and she's laying completely naked like Jabba The Hut. Then you slime all over her body.
Tony did a dirty Star Wars on the Fat-ass substitute
by DirtyDannyJustGotDirtyHarry December 16, 2015
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Cap star

Cap star
by Shauna dearden May 13, 2019
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star wars bar

A sports bar/chinese restaurant/lame night club located in Canton Massachusetts, so named because of its strange, diverse and often brawling patrons. It is also known by its official name Golden China.
guy#1 - Dude you want to get a beer somewhere?

guy#2 - Yeah, lets go to 49 Monk Street.

guy#1 - Fuck Stoughton, lets go to the star wars bar and get us some crab rangoon and a Bass.
by St. John's graduate January 16, 2008
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