Pear salad

When you cut up pieces of fruit (ideally pears), stuff them up your ass, and shit them into a good friend's mouth.

Yo, I was at Rebecca's house last night when she was having a house party. She was doing a pear salad and I got a heaping spoonfull

by pearsalad December 5, 2023

fruit salad

gay people

my all of my friends are queer/fruity! literally a fruit salad!!

by aleztify May 24, 2022

toss a salad

to have sex

Man oh man do I want to toss a salad right now

by xxfskjfshdx June 20, 2016

bet salad

Noah Johnson’s awesome phrase that he came up with

Bet salad

by Collin carruthars November 30, 2022

Salad mind

“A state where your thoughts clash in confusion, but you think you’re making perfect sense.”

“He sounded deep, but it was just salad mind.”

by Ajumikeke October 25, 2025

Seismic Salad Toss

The act of BBW women bounding her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.

Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"

by GenralGrave July 7, 2015

making egg salad

A 3way between you, your boyfriend, and your girlfriend from high school.

Man, I had a weird dream last night. Ty, Laura, and I were all together, making egg salad.

by Micky Hawk November 9, 2015