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Crouse-Dick

A serious genital health condition in which a crusty layer of rotten skin completely covers a man's penis rendering him incapable of penetrating a vagina.
"Damn.. He's got a serious case of Crouse-Dick."

"Stay away from Eric, he's got Crouse-Dick"
by swedishmegma July 27, 2016
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dreams dick

by aaaaaaaasaaaaa September 7, 2021
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beemer dick

An old rich stuck up dumbass old man that drives a bunch of beemers.
Dude that beemer dick was trying to hit on my girl.
by Poweroffire July 5, 2022
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Small dick

people called Mathew, Kamran, or Soloman usually have this kind of a dick but always say they have a 6-inch. they get no bitches and Mathew usually spends his way of life exploring porn hubs for new vids
by jjjjjjjjhhhjjj June 7, 2022
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small dick

Razvan made me feel really ugly while we were together
‘He must have a small dick!’
by hghghghghgg April 23, 2020
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residue dick

The understanding of the likelyhood of every adult hand has touched a dick through unique circumstances and is now pass said dick residual.
After Bernard shook hands with Jennifer, he looked at his hand afraid of the possible residue dick residing.
by Yomama beaverhausen December 20, 2023
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Dick

by Sexyhomophobe December 22, 2020
mugGet the Dickmug.

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