Dirty Assortment

Making a desperate snack run to the fridge and grabbing a random selection of food items that do not go together at all.

"Just got myself cake, salmon and ice cream. Its a dirty assortment"

by Boxjellyfish May 9, 2017

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Dirty Kaidan

When you're having sex with an underage girl and you call the police on yourself so that when the police get there and kick down the door you turn around and nut all over the policemen

Bro I heard Jack got arrested because he pulled a Dirty Kaidan

by I Am Extremely Racist May 26, 2024

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Dirty-Flexing

To flex, stunt, flaunt, or show off with something that is not really yours.

Friend 1: I saw your roommate on IG in the new Tesla model S self driving. Bro really getting to the money now.

Friend 2: I saw that post. Not hatin’ but that’s his uncle’s car. We drove to the club in it yesterday.

Friend 1: y’all Dirty-Flexing like a motherfucka lol… pick me up in it next time.

by 213JetSet February 11, 2023

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Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger

The nastiest shit you've ever seen and tasted in the form of food. Whoever the fuck made this putrid excuse for a meal should kill themselves. This is my argument for eugenics.

At first, I REALLY liked In-n-Out, but then I ordered a double-double yesterday and they gave me a Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger.

by I hate In-n-Out April 2, 2022

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