Jingle Dick

Saggy Dick

John: yo i got a Jingle Dick
Vanessa: STOP TALKING ABOUT DICKS!

by Wild Destroyer August 1, 2023

Bitch Dick

A small useless penis. To be used as an insult.

You bitch dick on a titty stick!

by Loothoarder53 February 22, 2017

vacation dick

A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.

Girl he had a vacation dick I couldn't walk for 2 weeks!

by KCdefinesshit June 7, 2016

MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX

You are minding your own business and this guy hates his job as bored to tears.

You been here over an hour and did II tell you , "I am doing this because I have MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX as my superior has a much bigger DICK as I snuck a peak at the urinals before they erected the urinal walls but you must exit the property immediately and dumb ass bus rider " as I have a bus pass";, " I don't care".

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 19, 2021

Dick-Dweller

A dick-dweller (or cock-walker) is someone who enjoys being the bottom or receiver during sexual intercourse and displays themself in a slutty manner.

Bro, Stacey broke up with me

How come?

She cheated on me with like 5 guys at once

Dude, she is such a dick-dweller

by The Shit Giggler March 10, 2024

quickie dick

When a guy ejaculates too quickly during sex or other sexual activity.

"Girl I heard you were with Javon last night. How was it?"
"Girl he got a quickie dick. Don't play."

by Brownblood March 17, 2023

bent dick energy

Often confused with big dick energy. Bent dick energy is when one possesses under confidence in ones self, when in actuality they are a bomb ass person. They are often severly underrated, if not observed closely one might appear shy of boring, but once you get to know them, you realize their true potential as a dear friend or perhaps legendary lover.

" I dont know much about that guy Alex, he doesnt talk much" "He's just got bent dick energy, hes actually pretty epic"

by Smolpapi May 5, 2020