dick's girl

A girl who is sweet but just got out of a serious relationship with jerk and now she's been a jerk to him for everyone to see

People need to get off her back and remember she's a dick's girl

by starr48 March 18, 2016

Liar, liar, dick on fire

Where you have lied so much that the person you lied to sets your dick on fire.

If you dont have a dick, you will gain one and it will be put on fire.

David was a Liar, liar, dick on fire

by King_Toxic February 12, 2025

nic dick

biohazard semen due to a nasty ass nic addiction. tastes like battery acid and will give u bv.

his shit was foul ik he got nic dick

by h3rb June 10, 2022

Dick lupus

A person who is being twaty, they may pretend to be confused simply cause they don’t like what u have said

In response to your friend saying I don’t understand ..don’t be a dick lupus! Or between friends talking about a third party, she’s such a dick lupus

by Beckybeaver June 20, 2021

Dick peakers

A new clothing fashion where a guy wears jeans but no underwear and there is at least one hole around the crotch are where if you look closely you can get a glimpse of his dick.

I got a new pair of dick peakers.

by judge dredd7 October 25, 2012

floppy dick

A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".

Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.

by Bill Beef March 2, 2024

Tylen’s dick

I is so fucking big he busted in me and my mom he is daddy

Tylen’s dick it’s so big omg if you get a Tylen to nut in you keep the baby then let your son fuck you and have that baby but don’t get too attach to it , will die I then next year because your son fucked you so have fun

by Slideinyourmom3 May 28, 2021