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Stephanie got that really expensive phone and decided she just had to have real diamonds set in the case. She really likes that dick polish.
George’s dually is never used to tow, is the fanciest limited edition they offer, and is so dolled up with dick polish glitter comes out of the exhaust pipe and I can swear when he accelerates the car sounds like it’s saying “I’m better”.
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