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No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.
A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.
by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023
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National hickey day

On September 10 everyone is aloud to give you a Hickey and you can’t deny them if you do they can smack your ass
Someone: “Hey it’s national hickey day you have to let me give you a hickey.” Someone else: “Hell no!” Someone: *smacks ass*
by I’m so dumb September 8, 2019
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National Klondike Bar Day

November 23- Celebrate National Klondike Bar Day by eating your favorite Klondike Bar!
I'm eating a Heath Klondike Bar for National Klondike Bar Day!
by klondikestan4 November 22, 2020
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International midget day

On the 3rd day of April we all appriciate our friends “short comings” wish a midget happy midget day on April 3 rd
by Midget hater. April 2, 2023
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national frisbee day

december 19th, the day content creator ranboo revealed his chihuahua, frisbee. what a cute little guy.
guy: “do you know what tomorrow is?”
guy 2: “no? what?”
guy: “it’s national frisbee day dude!”
by ranboogs July 29, 2022
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Hate On King K. Rool Day

August 1st is the day where people are encouraged to hate on the villain, King K. Rool from the Donkey Kong Franchise
Yo, today is Hate on King K. Rool Day. Let's go challenge some King K. Rool mains to a 1v1
by Starfoxfan900 July 24, 2025
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National grab your ass day

National grab ass day, it is the day where somebody has to grab your ass. The end
HEY LESBIAN BITCHES LETS GRAB ASSES WOOHOO!!! ITS NATIONAL GRAB YOUR ASS DAY YAHOO!!!!!
by あかさたは April 30, 2022
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