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Dick

A small or large thing on a man. Hopefully large. It is so sexy to all women except lesbians. You can suck it or play with it. Some men even jerk off their own. Some even post them doing it that looks like a fun time. If your husband or boyfriend doesn’t have a big dick then leave them because you need to have the time of your life with their dick. Most importantly you need to have a dick to have sex. So everyone go find a dick and suck it!
Did you see Mark’s dick, it is huge, I wanna ride that. I want to have a threesome with two of those sized dicks!
by Today me May 22, 2022
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dick

long or small organ of the male body. and in the example below it would be very small
by totaly not Alexis March 21, 2022
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dick bandit

A girl who makes great efforts to get the attention of horny dudes, similar to a thirst trap.
Did you see what that girl posted on Facebook? She is such a dick bandit.
by Flyingbuffalos November 21, 2021
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Liar, liar, dick on fire

Where you have lied so much that the person you lied to sets your dick on fire.

If you dont have a dick, you will gain one and it will be put on fire.
David was a Liar, liar, dick on fire
by King_Toxic February 12, 2025
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Skunk Dick

When a guy (usually indian) I being an asshole.
Alyssa: can you believe how rude rajh was being when he was fixing my computer

Ben: I know, what a Skunk Dick
by Mq Gucci gang June 8, 2019
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Dick peakers

A new clothing fashion where a guy wears jeans but no underwear and there is at least one hole around the crotch are where if you look closely you can get a glimpse of his dick.
I got a new pair of dick peakers.
by judge dredd7 October 25, 2012
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Ri-dick

A play off of the word ridiculous; A moment of complete shock as a result of another person's moment of complete douche-baggery.
Guy 1 "Dude did you see Alex take a shit on that guy's car?"
Guy 2 "Yeah man that was so Ri-dick"
by Siknik July 1, 2012
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