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A guys cock

Mmm this dick tastes really good maybe I’ll have some more

by I’mamazingwithme! December 21, 2019

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Aqua dick

Guys using movie celebrity names having to do with water

Guy pretending to be aquaman
That guy parading around online as aquaman is just some aqua dick

by Dialysister January 27, 2024

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National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

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Referring to a type of guy. When you're having sex with a guy and need to pay extra attention not to do or say something to upset him or be too demanding or his or is goes limp - falls like a soufflé. Then you have to start all over again and be very careful not to make any sudden movements or loud noises that will upset him. When a woman has to be passive and gentle during sex not to intimidate a man.

Why did you and Chris break up? The sex was not fun. He was a soufflé dick. Every time I got excited and told him to fuck me hard, started moving or asked to get on top his would lose his erection.

by JennyGotGame August 31, 2017

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Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

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Dick

A thing connected to long yellow big round ginormous testicals that can slap people in the face and it may hurt. Your dick may also get hard if your human

My dick got hard and it poked someone

by Pusseater69 October 27, 2019

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